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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:44 pm

THIS SIGN IS POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done! Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:50 pm

LMAO

I don't imagine there's much else to do in Saskatoon but come up with creative bathroom signs :-b

And I go to get fitted for my custom irons on Saturday morning, can't wait.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:55 pm

Ahhh I want that sign in my bathroom...
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:17 pm

LOL. :-D :-D :-D

pretty clever. ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:29 pm

lmao thats great ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:36 pm

LMAO.....that is great.... ;-D
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Postby Pacman » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:41 pm

acsguitar wrote:Ahhh I want that sign in my bathroom...


I want the sign in my bathroom that says: "Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean; Your aim will help."


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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:48 pm

Pacman wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Ahhh I want that sign in my bathroom...


I want the sign in my bathroom that says: "Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean; Your aim will help."


:-b


My grandfather had something similar in the restroom at 1 of his restaurants. It read:

We aim to please. Your aim will help.

He also had a roulette type wheel in the actual urinal that spun on impact. :-b
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Postby Pacman » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:57 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
Pacman wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Ahhh I want that sign in my bathroom...


I want the sign in my bathroom that says: "Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean; Your aim will help."


:-b


My grandfather had something similar in the restroom at 1 of his restaurants. It read:

We aim to please. Your aim will help.

He also had a roulette type wheel in the actual urinal that spun on impact. :-b



Now you've got me thinking about a line by Sam Elliot from the movie "Road House" when he's describing a tough bar he worked at as a bouncer: "This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, 'Don't eat the big white mint.'"






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Postby Madison » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:03 pm

Lol. :-D Classic! ;-D
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