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Postby mocabeenow » Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:13 pm

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she
wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:19 pm

o man lmao, thats good ;-D
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Postby Madison » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:59 pm

I've heard that one before, but it's still funny! :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:17 pm

That is a good one...even thoguh I have heard it... ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:12 pm

I blame the women for obviously forgetting to tend to the hedges
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby kentx12 » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:32 pm

That is a good 1. ;-D
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