good joke though.
Here's my punchline -
The leopard pounced on the poodle and sank it's teeth in As he devoured the yipping ankle-biter, the world rejoiced at being rid of one more irritating little rodent-"dog."
I love cats and "real" dogs.
“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.” --Henry David Thoreau