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Postby Rico The Retard » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:14 pm

quietstorm wrote:
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kingctb27 wrote:Harmon isn't all that bad really....Some of his Articles are quite helpful.


harmon is a moron that knows nothing about fantasy, this whole offseason he just went by the players of each position of each team and wrote general facts about them, he didnt give his advice or his opinion at all, what a joke, i could do that crap it aint very hard to just list facts

Funston is just as bad, the guy is clueless

the reason these guys are experts is because
1. They might have a friend in the business at ESPN,Yahoo etc.
2. They started there own blog or website to publish there stuff which caught someones eye which i guarantee almost any of us guys here at the cafe could do

Hmm... good idea... maybe I should change my blog into a fantasy baseball blog. I can write, and not only do I know at least one player from each team, but I also have the ability to check fantasy and baseball sites to form my own utterly unique opinions!


quietstorm, i would like to pronounce you our own cafe expert, everything you say is right :-b :-D
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Postby quietstorm » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:20 pm

Ken Griffey, Jr. is going to play 150 games this year, mark my word. He's worth a first-round pick.

Fill your roster with Cincy outfielders, this year. Kearns, Griff, Dunn.
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Postby TheYanks04 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:30 pm

The so-called fantasy experts really are amazing. They all seem to be some form of blithering idiot. Just a matter of the degree. Of course, when you think about it, since most of the real baseball "experts" are idiots, then why should the fantasy guys be any different? If fools like Gammons and Morgan and Costas can get paid millions to schill for Boston or babble gems of wisdom like "The Yanks just know how to win", why not fools like Funston, Karabell and the the "Talented" Mr. Roto.
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Postby quietstorm » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:56 pm

Hmm... anti-Gammons? He's one of the few BBWA writers I actually like. He's no Lupica, but he's not an idiot.
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Postby TheYanks04 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:59 pm

Lupica is a Met Schill...Gammons a Red Sox Schill. Gammon uses the if I throw enough rumors out there eventually one will prove to be true method. Man is a fool. He predicted Kerry Wood would win the Cy Young last year...also was high on Benson when he came up...yada yada yada. You would have a better success rate with a Magic 8-ball than if you followed the musings of Gammons who if he is not just BS'ing everyone is spewing whatever Boston management tells him to.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:02 am

I would say that any diligent Cafe reader at this website would curbstomp any of those "Yahoo Experts". I once emailed Funston about his big board and how you could have guys like Johan and Randy over Pujols and he totally ignored about how inconsistent pitchers can be. They aren't very reasonable.
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Postby TheYanks04 » Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:04 am

To my knowledge, the Talented Mr. Roto still defends his Orlando Cabrera in the 4th round over guys like Oswalt pick. It is so laughable as to be pathethic.
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:06 am

TheYanks04 wrote:To my knowledge, the Talented Mr. Roto still defends his Orlando Cabrera in the 4th round over guys like Oswalt pick. It is so laughable as to be pathethic.


i wanna email one of these guys and ask if i can be in a league with them, maybe eventually after i send like hundreds of harassing emails theyll finally get annoyed enough to get in a league with me where i can school there ass
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Postby jetlag » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:33 am

Rico The Retard wrote:
i wanna email one of these guys and ask if i can be in a league with them, maybe eventually after i send like hundreds of harassing emails theyll finally get annoyed enough to get in a league with me where i can school there ass


that or they just block your email
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Postby chadlincoln » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:59 am

Yahoo rankings usually help me big time in this way: others in my league tend to follow them. Seriously, Soriano so late? Bonds at #2? Unbelievable. I hope members of my league draft off that crap.
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