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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:54 pm

You forgot that retards are great at keeping people in message boards busy.
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Postby SuptownSpartans34 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:58 pm

Madison wrote:
Rico The Retard wrote:
Madison wrote:
Rico The Retard wrote:
DieHardCubbie wrote:
BigMusky wrote:
Madison wrote:Wow. 8-o And we set a new record high here in Ft. Worth, Texas yesterday by getting up to 83 degrees. It was beautiful. B-)


I hope a bird craps on your head.


And may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.... :-b


and that you get to meet me


What the heck did I do? 8-o I can't control the weather. Lol. :-b Oh, and Rico, us backwood folk still hang retards down here. We haven't evolved and realized there are uses for retards in the world. I'd stay far, far away. Hehehe. :-b


ummmmm, what uses do retards exactly have :-?


"Take a drink of that milk and let me know if it's spoiled."

"Test this knife on your arm and see if it's sharp enough to cut skin yet."

"Let's see if this rope will hold 175 pounds (or whatever poundage the retard weighs). Put your neck through the hole, toss the other end over that tree limb, and then pull real hard."

"My fishing line is caught. Dive down there and find out what it's caught on."

Just off the top of my head of course. B-)


lol, when I read the first one I almost fell out of the chair laughing haha.
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:49 pm

acsguitar wrote:
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pokerplaya wrote:Yeah, incredible sized snowflakes today. I was standing in the lecture hall of my university as 100 people stared in amazement at the snow. I almost took a picture with my camera phone as well, I was in awe. My girlfriend was walking to class and was covered by the time she got there. Good stuff. :-b

You have a fetish for snow-covered women?

He must be part snow man


LOL! :-b My girlfriend was right over my shoulder as I showed her this thread...she really appreciated that one! B-)
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Postby Rirruto » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:27 pm

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Rirruto wrote:On a similar note...look at the size of the snowflakes we got today...took this with my phone real quick

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Yeah, incredible sized snowflakes today. I was standing in the lecture hall of my university as 100 people stared in amazement at the snow. I almost took a picture with my camera phone as well, I was in awe. My girlfriend was walking to class and was covered by the time she got there. Good stuff. :-b


Hey pokerplaya, you go to Bing too right?
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:40 pm

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Rirruto wrote:On a similar note...look at the size of the snowflakes we got today...took this with my phone real quick

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Yeah, incredible sized snowflakes today. I was standing in the lecture hall of my university as 100 people stared in amazement at the snow. I almost took a picture with my camera phone as well, I was in awe. My girlfriend was walking to class and was covered by the time she got there. Good stuff. :-b


Hey pokerplaya, you go to Bing too right?


Yep. Although I use the term "go to" loosely...I skip most of my classes. Senioritis has set in, that's for sure, though I've been suffering from it since freshman year.
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Postby Rirruto » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:53 pm

pokerplaya wrote:Yep. Although I use the term "go to" loosely...I skip most of my classes. Senioritis has set in, that's for sure, though I've been suffering from it since freshman year.


I've had senioritis since sophomore year of HS
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Postby Kingctb27 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:55 pm

All I can say is im glad I live in Texas!
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Postby Pedantic » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:46 am

Rirruto wrote:
pokerplaya wrote:Yep. Although I use the term "go to" loosely...I skip most of my classes. Senioritis has set in, that's for sure, though I've been suffering from it since freshman year.


I've had senioritis since sophomore year of HS


I've had it since junior year of high school. And then it turned out to be something different from senioritis. :-/
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