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Postby TheYanks04 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:15 am

10. Alfonzo Soriano draws 150 Walks a season and is referred to as Mr. Plate Discipline.
9. Barry Bonds and Jeff Kent beomes best pals.
8. Bonds and Giambi are each injected with the max dose of Sodium Pentathol and both continue to deny steroid use.
7. Felix Heredia wins Rolaids Relief Man of the Year.
6. D. Dreifort, Ken Griffey and Austin Kearns all break Cal Ripken's Iron man record.
5. Bengie Molina sheds 110 pounds and steals 100 bases.
4. David Wells wins Mr. Universe after taking a blood oath to work out and never drink beer or go to fast food restaurants ever again.
3. Glendon Rusch wins the Cy Young award.
2. Giambi gives back the 80+ M he is due from the Yankees claiming he does not want a dime he did not earn fairly.
1. Bonds retires at 713 HRs claiming he does not want to tarnish Baseball's records with the cloud of flaxseed oil abuse.
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Postby Rico The Retard » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:29 am

TheYanks04 wrote:10. Alfonzo Soriano draws 150 Walks a season and is referred to as Mr. Plate Discipline.
9. Barry Bonds and Jeff Kent beomes best pals.
8. Bonds and Giambi are each injected with the max dose of Sodium Pentathol and both continue to deny steroid use.
7. Felix Heredia wins Rolaids Relief Man of the Year.
6. D. Dreifort, Ken Griffey and Austin Kearns all break Cal Ripken's Iron man record.
5. Bengie Molina sheds 110 pounds and steals 100 bases.
4. David Wells wins Mr. Universe after taking a blood oath to work out and never drink beer or go to fast food restaurants ever again.
3. Glendon Rusch wins the Cy Young award.
2. Giambi gives back the 80+ M he is due from the Yankees claiming he does not want a dime he did not earn fairly.
1. Bonds retires at 713 HRs claiming he does not want to tarnish Baseball's records with the cloud of flaxseed oil abuse.


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Postby quietstorm » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:13 am

LOL @ #1. "Flaxseed oil abuse."

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Postby nikku88 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:16 am

This was pretty funny. ;-D
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My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
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Postby The Jury » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:31 am

An entertaining read ;-D
[quote:4fef447375="Geek"]The odds of the AL MVP coming from the American League are looking pretty good.[/quote]
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Postby DK » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:33 am

Don't forget 11: DK. :D
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