Valentine's Day Help

[Omaha Red Sox]

Tool - Cold and Ugly.

[Omaha Red Sox]

Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name

[Inukchuk]

If you really want to give her the jelly knees, try some DJ Quik. May I suggest the classic "Sweet Black... You know, I'm a little hesitant to even hint at the rest of the title for fear of a card.

Just check it out. I would not, however, recommend doing so at work or in the company of anyone offended by blatant profanity and male chauvenism. You'll find it may be the sweetest and most romantic collection of words ever inscribed...

[Yoda]

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

[bigh0rt]

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

Just make sure you don't...

[Neato Torpedo]

Screeching Weasel - Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus

[CadensDad]

Anything by 2 live crew

"Me So Horny"
"Heyyyy we want some p****y"
"Pop that coochie"
"Face down *** up thats the way we like to ****"


I'm sure I will get flagged for this post, but I figure since no one made me a congratulations thread for my 4k post I'll get me a yellow card instead

[AussieDodger]

Anything by 2 live crew

"Me So Horny"
"Heyyyy we want some p****y"
"Pop that coochie"
"Face down *** up thats the way we like to ****"


I'm sure I will get flagged for this post, but I figure since no one made me a congratulations thread for my 4k post I'll get me a yellow card instead

Boo hoo.