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Re: Valentine's Day Help

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:45 am

Tool - Cold and Ugly.
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Re: Valentine's Day Help

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:46 am

Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name
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Re: Valentine's Day Help

Postby Inukchuk » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:55 am

If you really want to give her the jelly knees, try some DJ Quik. May I suggest the classic "Sweet Black... You know, I'm a little hesitant to even hint at the rest of the title for fear of a card. :-X

Just check it out. I would not, however, recommend doing so at work or in the company of anyone offended by blatant profanity and male chauvenism. You'll find it may be the sweetest and most romantic collection of words ever inscribed... ;-D
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Re: Valentine's Day Help

Postby Yoda » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:57 pm

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
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Re: Valentine's Day Help

Postby bigh0rt » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:59 pm

Yoda wrote:1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

Just make sure you don't...
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Re: Valentine's Day Help

Postby Neato Torpedo » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:48 pm

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Re: Valentine's Day Help

Postby CadensDad » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:52 am

Anything by 2 live crew

"Me So Horny"
"Heyyyy we want some p****y"
"Pop that coochie"
"Face down *** up thats the way we like to ****"


I'm sure I will get flagged for this post, but I figure since no one made me a congratulations thread for my 4k post I'll get me a yellow card instead
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Re: Valentine's Day Help

Postby AussieDodger » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:40 am

CadensDad wrote:Anything by 2 live crew

"Me So Horny"
"Heyyyy we want some p****y"
"Pop that coochie"
"Face down *** up thats the way we like to ****"


I'm sure I will get flagged for this post, but I figure since no one made me a congratulations thread for my 4k post I'll get me a yellow card instead


Boo hoo.

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