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Postby wkelly91 » Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:58 pm

It seems to me that now aday any celeb woman who isn't fat is considered beautiful :-o

There are too many of these ugly women being called beautiful. Here are a few of my least favorite:

1) Sarah Jessica Parker- She has the face of a horse :-P
2) Julia Roberts- She could swallow a bowling ball without it touching her lips :-? .....maybe that's not a bad thing.

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Any opinions? Any others you think are revolting?
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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:00 pm

I like Sarah's body...

That's all I have to say on this topic.
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Postby slomo007 » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:01 pm

I actually like both of them. Not exquisite beauties, but Sarah has a certain sex appeal that is hard to identify. Julia is getting older but she still doesn't look too bad. Neither are my favorites, but both are somewhat hot.
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:02 pm

Renee Zellweger is one that always stumps me... when she's on TV people are saying she's so beautufil, but she looks like she tried to stop a train with her face.
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Postby wkelly91 » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:09 pm

LBJackal wrote:Renee Zellweger is one that always stumps me... when she's on TV people are saying she's so beautufil, but she looks like she tried to stop a train with her face.


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I agree...
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Postby slomo007 » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:16 pm

LBJackal wrote:Renee Zellweger is one that always stumps me... when she's on TV people are saying she's so beautufil, but she looks like she tried to stop a train with her face.


Yeah I agree there...she's not that hot at all.
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Postby Pacman » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:23 pm

I think it's ironic that there is both a thread about Sarah Jessica Parker AND a seperate thread that contains the phrase "Faces of Death" near the top of this forum right now.

To me, Sarah Jessica Parker and "Faces of Death" mean pretty much the same thing.

SJP is proof that even if she is BUTT UGLY, an actress can still be considered HOT (by Hollywood standards) if she: 1) remains EXTREMELY thin, 2) gets a boob job, and 3) wears the tightest clothing possible.

No other way to explain Sarah Jessica Parker.


Julia is somewhat fish-faced, but has more to work with than SJP does. SJP is just plain ugly.


Agree also on Rene Z. I don't get her at all. Not so much ugly, as plain. Maybe we need to make a list of actresses who are NOT hot, but still get glamourous Hollywood roles.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:24 pm

I agree with Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts.... :-t

But Renee Zellweger...I do think she it hot.... :-°
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Postby domination » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:43 pm

just because these people are famous we believe that they are better then us including their looks. I think that sarah (Annoying use of another name) Parker is not good looking, and rene is just ugly. Julia is old but not bad, she could please 3 guys at once with that black hole of a mouth :-B
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:55 pm

Renee is an enigma... sometimes she looks decent (when they paint her face to cover all the red, and give her muscle relaxants so it doens't look like she just sucked on a lemon) but sometimes she looks like this:

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