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by **StlSluggers** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:23 am

Although this is well-known, I thought I would quantify this a bit:

Post Rate of Top 10 Posters

Madison: 45.41
Lofunzo: 19.39
DHC: 14.52
wrveres: 14.35
Trevisc: 12.64
kentx12: 10.31
Arlo: 6.46
LBJackal: 13.86
DK: 9.05
eftda: 8.61

Post Rate of Some Other Posters:

Rico: 21.79
Amazinz: 14.75
Mookie: 9.79
perlick: 6.30
Kimchi: 8.30
CM: 7.86
Pogo: 5.81
acsguitar: 6.86
StlSluggers/JTWood: 9.80
Tavish: 9.32

I actually bring up this list to make a point: I think that Madison is on drugs - probably a stimulant. I mean, look at the numbers. The only other person above 20/day is a friggin' Retard - and he's still blowing him away! I think we need to perform an intervention on Mad's behalf. Otherwise, there is no telling what this addiction could cost him - home, family, self respect.

There is one other option, though. We could institute mandatory stimulant testing for all posters, but I'm not sure if the FBCPU (Fantasy Baseball Cafe Poster Union) would approve of anything substantial. So that probably blows that option out of the water.

Disclaimer: This entire post is being made tongue-in-cheek.

by **Pogotheostrich** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:28 am

I'm the lowest rate on the board. Slow and steady wins the race. B-)

No way Mad is on stimulants. It would screw up his bowling. :-D

by **Mookie4ever** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:38 am

You still think that Madison is one person?

Madison is a machine, he's an alien, he's Keyser freakin Soze. Wrveres used to say that he didn't believe in God but that he's afraid of him. Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Madison.

:-o

by **DieHardCubbie** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:32 pm

It has to do with a new long life/short charge battery that is secretly being developed in menyaks kitchen...It allows Madison to make great post at a ridiculously high rate of speed....Now you know the rest of the story... :-b

by **LBJackal** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:23 pm

When I was first here, Madison was chugging along at around 67 posts per day. Seriously. He's slowed down a LOT over recent months, and throughout the season. But to slow down significantly and still be more than twice as high as anybody else, wow. It's un-human! :-D

by **pokerplaya** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:33 pm

67 posts a day?? GOOD LORD! :-°

He just keeps going and going and going[/b]

by **Pacman** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:52 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
he's Keyser freakin Soze.

LMAO

by **StlSluggers** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:51 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Wrveres used to say that he didn't believe in God but that he's afraid of him. Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Madison.

That's an awesome quote, Mook! That movie is so great. It was the movie I rented for me and my (soon to be) wife to watch on our very first date.

;-D

by **Madison** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:51 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Post Rate of Top 10 Posters
1. Madison: 45.41

Dang, I'm slacking. :-o

StlSluggers wrote:We could institute mandatory stimulant testing for all posters, but I'm not sure if the FBCPU (Fantasy Baseball Cafe Poster Union) would approve of anything substantial.

Dr. Pepper and Vanilla Coke don't count right? :-o

It's only caffeine, so that doesn't count right? :-o

If it does, then....um...er..... forget I said that, my union will save me. :-D

Mookie4ever wrote:You still think that Madison is one person?

Madison is a machine, he's an alien, he's Keyser freakin Soze. Wrveres used to say that he didn't believe in God but that he's afraid of him. Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Madison.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! :-D

My cheeks hurt from laughing at that one. :-b

A good laugh is always appreciated, thanks! ;-D

DieHardCubbie wrote:It has to do with a new long life/short charge battery that is secretly being developed in menyaks kitchen...

Letting Menyak's secret out of the bag 8-o

? You do know he's got a HUGE chopping knife, right? :-o

LBJackal wrote:He's slowed down a LOT over recent months

Yeah, I'm not a big holiday person. I've got a small family, but my wife's side of the family is huge, so the holidays are a bit stressful for me and I tend to take a few trips to Shreveport and Oklahoma in order to keep my sanity. :-b

This month has been slow due to getting ready to move. Been really busy packing. Things should get back to normal in a couple of weeks, so be prepared. }:-)