Seinfeld and Simpsons.
0 for 2.
God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two
Homer: [slams the door]
Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up
[Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands]
I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- Mmm, sacrilicious.