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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:40 am

we have one for sienfield, so why not for the simpsons?

i'll start

homer: "de fault de fault: the 2 sweetest words in the english language!"
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Re: favorite simposons lines

Postby Pacman » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:53 am

Sox FANatic001 wrote:we have one for sienfield, so why not for the simpsons?

i'll start

homer: "de fault de fault: the 2 sweetest words in the english language!"


My favorite (kind of obscure) -- When the family goes to see the theatrical production of "Planet of the Apes: The Musical":

Taylor: (singing) "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A... to chimpanzee... Oh you'll never make a monkey out of meeeeeee..."
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Postby nikku88 » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:59 am

Seinfeld and Simpsons.
0 for 2. :-D

My favourite:

Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings]
Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two
tick --
Homer: [slams the door] Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up
there.
[Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- Mmm, sacrilicious.
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:38 am

It's hard to even narrow it down.
My favorite might be the one where Homer bought a gun and shows it to Marge.
It's a handgun! Isn't it great? This is the trigger, and
this is the thing you point at whatever you want to die.


I also like the one where the family is hiding out from Sideshow Bob and Homer bursts into Barts room while he is sleeping.
Homer:(Opens the door and screams with a butcher knife) HEYBARTWANNABROWNIE!
Bart:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Homer: What? they're still fresh.
Bart: Dad I would rather you wouldn't come into my room brandishing a butcher knife.
Homer: Why? Oh, that whole Sideshow Bob thing. Ok son good night.(leaves)
Homer(comes back in yelling): HEYBARTWANNASEEMYCOOLNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?
Bart; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Homer: Oh yeah. Sideshow Bob. What am I thinking?

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Re: favorite simposons lines

Postby acsguitar » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:38 am

Pacman wrote:
Sox FANatic001 wrote:we have one for sienfield, so why not for the simpsons?

i'll start

homer: "de fault de fault: the 2 sweetest words in the english language!"


My favorite (kind of obscure) -- When the family goes to see the theatrical production of "Planet of the Apes: The Musical":

Taylor: (singing) "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A... to chimpanzee... Oh you'll never make a monkey out of meeeeeee..."


How bout Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius; Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius; Same episode;

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Postby Pacman » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:41 am

acsguitar wrote:
Pacman wrote:
Sox FANatic001 wrote:we have one for sienfield, so why not for the simpsons?

i'll start

homer: "de fault de fault: the 2 sweetest words in the english language!"


My favorite (kind of obscure) -- When the family goes to see the theatrical production of "Planet of the Apes: The Musical":

Taylor: (singing) "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A... to chimpanzee... Oh you'll never make a monkey out of meeeeeee..."





How bout Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius; Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius; Same episode;

I'm cold and the wolves are after me





Absolutely! Excellent take-off of Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus"
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Postby RugbyD » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:42 am

1) anything Ralph ever said

2) Homer: Lisa, you don't win friends with salad!

3) Barney (background raucous after Lisa brings out a big bowl of gazpacho for everyone at Homer's BBBQ): Go back to Russia!
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:00 pm

RugbyD wrote:1) anything Ralph ever said
Tastes like burning

2) Homer: Lisa, you don't win friends with salad!
"It's just a little dirty...It's still good, it's still good!
It's just a little slimey...It's still good, it's still good!
It's just a little airborn...It's still good, it's still good!" :crying:


3) Barney (background raucous after Lisa brings out a big bowl of gazpacho for everyone at Homer's BBBQ): Go back to Russia!
You know, Smithers. I think that I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly. Hahaha.
(Homer’s pig flies on by)
Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
No, I'd still prefer not.
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Postby Arlo » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:15 pm

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!

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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:21 pm

I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!

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