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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Jan 07, 2005 7:51 pm

Pacman wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:Pacman,

I was actually starting to believe that you liked the post until this part:

Pacman wrote:GO CARDS!

:-b


I did like the post -- and I DO really like the Cardinals. Seriously, they're my favorite NL team. (I do like the Mets too). It's nothing like my passion for the Sox, but seriously, the Cards are a total class orginazation, have an unbelievable lineup, and (with Mulder) may finally have the ace they needed.

They also have awesome fans, which I've stated before. ;-D



And those puns just rocked!

I see. I'm sure you understand why I was like :-? when I read your post.

;-D

ps - Nice to have you onboard.
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Postby kentx12 » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:54 pm

I havent used it in a while so I thought I would dust it off and use it...


CUTE.. ;-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:44 pm

A horse, feeling down, walked into a bar to lift his spirits. The bartender sees him and says, "Hey, why such a long face?".

Told this to girl in a bar once. She replied, "oh I get it, hey is for horses. I though to myself, "easy target".
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Postby LBJackal » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:15 am

Fireball Express wrote:A horse, feeling down, walked into a bar to lift his spirits. The bartender sees him and says, "Hey, why such a long face?".

Told this to girl in a bar once. She replied, "oh I get it, hey is for horses. I though to myself, "easy target".


I don't know what's sadder... that you told that joke to a girl in a bar, or that I initially thought the second paragraph was part of the joke... :-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:03 pm

LBJackal wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:A horse, feeling down, walked into a bar to lift his spirits. The bartender sees him and says, "Hey, why such a long face?".

Told this to girl in a bar once. She replied, "oh I get it, hey is for horses. I though to myself, "easy target".


I don't know what's sadder... that you told that joke to a girl in a bar, or that I initially thought the second paragraph was part of the joke... :-D


Hahahaha! :-b

FE, you must have been really drunk to give that line a shot. Lol. :-b
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:39 pm

wow


amazing :-D
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