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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:13 pm

Worst halftime show ever? Maybe. Although I was at the superbowl in 93 that featured a performance by Kriss Kross. At least Ashlee is cute.
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Postby Madison » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:17 pm

The lip-synching angered many. The Orange Bowl debacle undoubtedly caused thousands to seek counseling. What does she want next? Is she setting up some sort of blackmail scheme: “Give me $10 million or I’ll keep singing”?


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She was horrible to say the least! :-P
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Postby FatGuyWithAMullet » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:46 pm

The whole time I was watching I kept wondering why she and her band had an anarchy symbol on their stage. I mean does she really think she's punk or even rock?
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:50 pm

Um...I didn't actually see her this time...but I want to hear the horribleness...

Someone got a link or an mp3??
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Postby so0perspam » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:00 pm

Hilarious read .... :-]
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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:21 pm

ashlee simpson is my fav singer. ya rock on, totally
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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:32 pm

A. Simpson? I seriously thought the thread was going to be about Abe Simpson.

I need to stop watching The Simpsons so much...

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Postby LBJackal » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:59 pm

acsguitar wrote:Um...I didn't actually see her this time...but I want to hear the horribleness...

Someone got a link or an mp3??


Check Kazaa. That's what I did. The first 10 seconds isn't THAT bad but once she gets going... oh my god... it's beyond what I expected to hear after seeing the response from everybody.

BTW she actually has a nice rack. She's no Jessica, but I'd do her. She needs a nose job though. Or a brown paper bag, those are cheaper. And I'm sure Sooners fans are accustomed to wearing brown paper bags, HIY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Fri Jan 07, 2005 7:38 pm

here's the link to her performance at the orange bowl...

http://media.ashleemedia.net/Orange%20Bowl%20halftime%20show%20-%20La%20La%201-4-2005%20(AshleeSimpson.net).rm

it's an real media file, so you need real player to see it.

if you don't wanna see the whole thing, go right the the last 10 secs, when the audience boos her.
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Postby Pacman » Fri Jan 07, 2005 8:57 pm

I just watched the clip, easilly downloadable on KaZaA.. Know what Ashlee's performance reminded me of?

Remember the Guns N Roses reunion a few years ago on the MTV VMA's? That hosebag Jimmy Fallon breathlessly introduced them, then Axl ran out onto the stage. Unfortunately, that run left an out-of-shape Axl short of breath, and close to hyperventilating throughtout the performance. It was HORRIBLE. One of the worst live performances I'd ever seen televised nationally.

Until now.


Ashlee may have outdone Axl.


Congrats, Ashlee.
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