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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:12 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6791368

Read this its funny....
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Postby LBJackal » Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:23 pm

"Much of the blame for this fiasco falls upon ABC, which hired this female Gilbert Gottfried"

LMAO

She should have stuck to lip synching. I feel ashamed that my sister asked for and got this CD for Christmas, even after my plea to my parents to keep those vile sound waves from entering my home.
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Postby slomo007 » Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:26 pm

LMAO...great story.

How true it is....

I can tolerate Jessica, b/c at least she can sing. Ashlee, on the otherhand, is a joke.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:31 pm

slomo007 wrote:LMAO...great story.

How true it is....

I can tolerate Jessica, b/c at least she can sing. Ashlee, on the otherhand, is a joke.


Are Jessicas boobs real...if so I vote them best real boobs ever
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Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:38 pm

[img]Ashlee’s singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.[/img]

that's about right. The sports talk radio station in toronto was playing it all morning. :-o
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:40 pm

I happened to look out the window and noticed that some of my neighbors were running down the street, their hands over their ears, screaming for help. I wanted to help them, I really did.


funny article this one. :-D

i don't particularly enjoy halftime shows. never liked them. superbowl, nba finals, world cup (soccer), they usually put some pop star, who i usually hate, to sing. if i were in the stadium i'd rather go get a hot dog than see the halftime show and at home i'd rather watch the highlights. they could just play "take me out to the ball game" and that would be fine. :-)
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:01 pm

That was a hilarious article - had me laughing out loud.

I agree with KC - halftime shows have become very very bad.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:02 pm

Worst one ever might have been

Aerosmith with Nelly...or was it Aerosmith and NSYNC
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Postby Canacuna » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:10 pm

I don't know if I'm fortunate or unfortunate to have missed out on Ashley Simpson's halftime show - the only halftime I ever stick around for is SuperBowl's. I'm kind of curious to know what the female version of Gilbert Gottfried would sound like... it wasn't worse than Roseanne singing the National Anthem, was it? :-o

acsguitar wrote:Worst one ever might have been

Aerosmith with Nelly...or was it Aerosmith and NSYNC


Aerosmith and Jon Bon Jovi have all done so many bad halftime (or pregame) shows, I can't be sure I'm thinking of the right one... but I remember Aerosmith, NSYNC, Britney Spears, Mary J. Blige, and probably someone else doing a SuperBowl show a few years ago...
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Postby logan » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:12 pm

acsguitar wrote:Worst one ever might have been

Aerosmith with Nelly...or was it Aerosmith and NSYNC



from the ne vs stl superbowl? i think that was aerosmith, nsync, and britney.


edit : curses beaten to the post :*)
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