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Postby willieroe » Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:16 pm

http://cbs.sportsline.com/mlb/story/8037749

ORANJESTAD, Aruba -- Baltimore Orioles pitcher Sidney Ponson has been detained on suspicion of assaulting a local judge at a beach in Aruba on Christmas Day, police said Sunday.

Ponson, who was born in Aruba, has not been formally charged but he is expected to be arraigned Monday on assault and battery charges, police spokesman Edwin Comenencia said....
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:19 pm

Woah, the fantasy impact is astounding! :-D
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Postby willieroe » Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:22 pm

CubsFan7724 wrote:Woah, the fantasy impact is astounding! :-D


It may be - the loss of Ponson means that there will be twice as much post-game buffet left for the other Oriole players. :-b
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Postby chinch sacs » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:05 pm

willieroe wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:Woah, the fantasy impact is astounding! :-D


It may be - the loss of Ponson means that there will be twice as much post-game buffet left for the other Oriole players. :-b


Thats funny :-D
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Postby trevisc » Sun Dec 26, 2004 10:22 pm

Haha! Good one willie
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Postby tlef316 » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:09 am

damn, i cant think of a good fat joke :,-(

the guy sucks. Why they paid him as much as they did, i'll never know
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Postby FatGuyWithAMullet » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:24 am

Wait a minute let me see if I understand this correctly. Sidney Ponson was on a beach, I mean like without his shirt on?
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Postby tlef316 » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:26 am

FatGuyWithAMullet wrote:Wait a minute let me see if I understand this correctly. Sidney Ponson was on a beach, I mean like without his shirt on?


nude beach? :-o
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Postby FatGuyWithAMullet » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:39 am

If Sidney Ponson went to a nude beach he would be arrested for public indecency.
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:00 am

it was probably an accident, he was probably eating some chicken legs and threw one of the bones away and accidentally hit someone
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