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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:40 pm

CALLAWAY, Fla. -- Help, police, someone stole my pot!

A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.
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Postby acsguitar » Sat Dec 25, 2004 3:22 pm

I think John Douglas Sheetz and Misty Ann Holmes are the two most redneck names I've ever heard...

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Postby kentx12 » Sat Dec 25, 2004 7:43 pm

That is hillarious. 8-o
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Postby LBJackal » Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:04 am

Drug dealers don't report theft, they kill those dirty muthas that steal their product. These guys must be amateurs :-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sun Dec 26, 2004 1:33 pm

lmao....... :-D :-D
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Postby blankman » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:09 pm

that's just awesome ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:26 am

wow i thought i was stupid
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Postby so0perspam » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:16 am

Rico The Retard wrote:wow i thought i was stupid


Well you still are, they're just stupid-er ;-)
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Postby Madison » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:35 am

Guess they smoked too much of their own product. Nice to get two more idiots off the streets. ;-D
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Postby JRM4833 » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:27 pm

LMAO!! :-b People can be so stupid.
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