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Postby LBJackal » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:19 pm

acsguitar wrote:I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.


The guy needed new ears, and got them because of this woman, who happens to be loose as a goose, had surgery on a certain area that may look like ears after putting in many years of servicing men. You see, when a woman... well know what it's just easier to call you stupid.

(That last part is a Family Guy quote, not an insult)
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:51 pm

LBJackal wrote:
acsguitar wrote:I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.


The guy needed new ears, and got them because of this woman, who happens to be loose as a goose, had surgery on a certain area that may look like ears after putting in many years of servicing men. You see, when a woman... well know what it's just easier to call you stupid.

(That last part is a Family Guy quote, not an insult)


Well ok then I got it...just when I think of that area I think of roast beef sandwiches not ears
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Postby DominicanLou » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:15 pm

acsguitar wrote:
LBJackal wrote:
acsguitar wrote:I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.


The guy needed new ears, and got them because of this woman, who happens to be loose as a goose, had surgery on a certain area that may look like ears after putting in many years of servicing men. You see, when a woman... well know what it's just easier to call you stupid.

(That last part is a Family Guy quote, not an insult)


Well ok then I got it...just when I think of that area I think of roast beef sandwiches not ears


Wow. That is all I can say. Wow
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Postby LBJackal » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:20 pm

acsguitar wrote:
LBJackal wrote:
acsguitar wrote:I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.


The guy needed new ears, and got them because of this woman, who happens to be loose as a goose, had surgery on a certain area that may look like ears after putting in many years of servicing men. You see, when a woman... well know what it's just easier to call you stupid.

(That last part is a Family Guy quote, not an insult)


Well ok then I got it...just when I think of that area I think of roast beef sandwiches not ears


Well you have to find a new deli... roast beef is not supposed to taste or look like rotten fish.
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Postby BigMusky » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:42 pm

if it smells like fish you can dish...if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:42 pm

What a thread! :-b
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:20 pm

wowwwwwwwwwww strange she pretty loose
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:12 am

Rico The Retard wrote:wowwwwwwwwwww strange she pretty loose


Rico you killed the thread
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:33 pm

thats my job


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Postby Madison » Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:13 pm

LBJackal wrote:HA! I've seen lotsa good jookes here but that's one of the ebst. Perhaps this joke shoudln't be merged with the story about Little Johnny's neighbour who was born without ears. Like some sort of mega synergic hybrid joke :-D


Haha! :-b Glad someone remembered that joke. ;-D
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