acsguitar wrote:I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.
The guy needed new ears, and got them because of this woman, who happens to be loose as a goose, had surgery on a certain area that may look like ears after putting in many years of servicing men. You see, when a woman... well know what it's just easier to call you stupid.
(That last part is a Family Guy quote, not an insult)
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"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."
acsguitar wrote:I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.
The guy needed new ears, and got them because of this woman, who happens to be loose as a goose, had surgery on a certain area that may look like ears after putting in many years of servicing men. You see, when a woman... well know what it's just easier to call you stupid.
(That last part is a Family Guy quote, not an insult)
Well ok then I got it...just when I think of that area I think of roast beef sandwiches not ears
acsguitar wrote:I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.
The guy needed new ears, and got them because of this woman, who happens to be loose as a goose, had surgery on a certain area that may look like ears after putting in many years of servicing men. You see, when a woman... well know what it's just easier to call you stupid.
(That last part is a Family Guy quote, not an insult)
Well ok then I got it...just when I think of that area I think of roast beef sandwiches not ears
acsguitar wrote:I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.
The guy needed new ears, and got them because of this woman, who happens to be loose as a goose, had surgery on a certain area that may look like ears after putting in many years of servicing men. You see, when a woman... well know what it's just easier to call you stupid.
(That last part is a Family Guy quote, not an insult)
Well ok then I got it...just when I think of that area I think of roast beef sandwiches not ears
Well you have to find a new deli... roast beef is not supposed to taste or look like rotten fish.
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."
LBJackal wrote:HA! I've seen lotsa good jookes here but that's one of the ebst. Perhaps this joke shoudln't be merged with the story about Little Johnny's neighbour who was born without ears. Like some sort of mega synergic hybrid joke
Haha! Glad someone remembered that joke.
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