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Postby kimchi_chigae » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:47 pm

A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her husband can enjoy the snugness she had in her youth. So, she heads off to the doctor for the procedure. Once the procedure is done, she wakes up to find three roses on her bed, and asks the nurse who sent them. The nurse says, "The doctor wanted you to know he appreciates the business, so he left you a rose. Then your husband came in with a rose, stating that he can't wait to feel the results of the surgery, so he left a rose, too." "What about the third rose?" asks the patient. "Oh, that's from Ed in the burn unit. He wanted to say thanks for the new ears."


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Postby DominicanLou » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:21 am

Wow. That is all I can say. Wow
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:26 am

Yikes. :-o
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:03 am

Well, that's probably the only good joke that I've ever read here (except, of course, for the one about the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants). Thanks.
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Postby LBJackal » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:46 am

HA! I've seen lotsa good jookes here but that's one of the ebst. Perhaps this joke shoudln't be merged with the story about Little Johnny's neighbour who was born without ears. Like some sort of mega synergic hybrid joke :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:08 am

Funny.. ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:50 am

thats fricking hilarious ,,,, :-D
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Postby Pacman » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:27 am

That joke could serve as a future plot line on the upcoming 3rd season of Nip/Tuck. ;-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:41 am

You're a sick sick boy KC. ;-)
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:25 pm

I don't get it ...or maybee I do but just don't find it funny.
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