Please do not cry for John Rocker's return. There are billions of other people in this world that deserve more sympathy. Rocker has had a TON of chances to get back in the majors, despite his idiocy.
Bluto: Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.