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Postby acsguitar » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:38 pm

Pacman wrote:Rico, when do you get to take "Slappy" Rodriguez off your Banner? You've suffered enough. Get these Yankee fan moderators to allow you to show your real colors -- for the World Champs. ;-D

I think Rico has a secret crush on Jeter and Arod...
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:52 pm

sorry im not gay like those two, remember you saw my women in that one pic, i got like 50 others

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Postby perlick29 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:02 am

Mazel Tov. Punk.

Oh no wait you're retarded not a punk. Sorry.

Mazel Tov. Retard. ;-D
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Postby Bukoski77 » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:47 am

What exactly did you do besides replying with nothing regarding the topic to threads, that got you that very funny avatar Rico?

You irked me at first when I started seeing all your replies on threads a long time ago, but then something hit me, Your Just Forking Funny.

We are all a little bit forever dumber for haveing read your 3000 posts, but Congrats anyway. ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:03 am

History of Retardation
The treatment of mentally retarded people has always reflected the changes in society. They have been officially referred to as idiots and as the feebleminded. The term mentally retarded itself, although still commonly used, has been replaced in some settings by the term rico. The introduction of the IQ test was followed by a classification system that used such terms as;

moron (IQ of 51—70)
imbecile (26—50)
and idiot (0—25)

later these terms were softened and classifications redefined somewhat to;

mild (IQ of 55—70)
moderate (40—54)
severe (25—39)
and rico (0—24) retardation.

Rico retarded people have been subjected to unnecessary institutionalization and, as a result of the eugenics movement, involuntary sterilization. The deinstitutionalization movement of the 1970s reflected a concern for the civil rights of the rico retarded. As a result, very few of the rico retarded are now institutionalized; most now live independently, with their families, or in padded rico homes. The emphasis on education and self-sufficiency seen in the late 20th cent. mirrors a similar movement in the 1840s


Most rico retarded children are capable of learning new things, both in and out of a formal school setting, but they may learn at a slower pace than other children. Schools are responsible for providing an appropriate education for retarded children. Many teachers and parents feel that the practice of mainstreaming, or inclusion, which places such retards in standard classrooms for at least part of the day, helps them to feel more a part of society and helps others to better understand their special needs and capabilities.

coincedently, that last sentence is exactly why we keep Rico around.

congrats on 3K ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:40 pm

You've been a hilarious addition to the Cafe. Congrats Rico.
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Postby Madison » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:54 pm

Bukoski77 wrote:What exactly did you do besides replying with nothing regarding the topic to threads, that got you that very funny avatar Rico?

Well, other than the constant annoying posts :-D , he tried to cheat his way out of a bet. Now he has to pay the price. Maybe, if he's a good boy, then when spring training gets here, he will be allowed to change the av and sig. :-D

Congrats on the 3rd K Rico! ;-D ;-D ;-D
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