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Postby Registered_Guest » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:56 am

No Giambi. No Bonds. No Neagle, but.......

"Craig Monroe - OF - Tigers

Craig Monroe was arrested in Florida on Friday and charged with shoplifting a $30 belt.
We wonder is used cash to post bond. $335,000 must not go as far as it used to. Fortunately, Monroe makes so little money that he probably doesn't have to worry about having his contract terminated. Dec. 7 - 3:23 am et
Source: Detroit News"

Too funny.
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Postby LBJackal » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:26 am

I thought this was gonna be about Vizquel robbing the Giants of $12.5M - this is funnier though :-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:27 am

maybe he really like the belt and he forget to bring his cash, checks, visa card, etc.
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:46 am

dang only 335,000 a year salary.....i dont know how he made it by this long with out getting caught shoplifting before now...... :-D :-D
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Postby stevethumb » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:28 pm

any truth to the rumor munroe is dating winona ryder ?
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Postby dleoboyd » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:27 pm

raiders_umpire wrote:dang only 335,000 a year salary.....i dont know how he made it by this long with out getting caught shoplifting before now...... :-D :-D



Yeah, but with taxes, child support, settlements to avoid other charges, drug money, ect......$335,000, hell that wouldn't even feed Spreewell's family for a month! :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:06 pm

What an idiot... :-?
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Postby chinch sacs » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:30 pm

dleoboyd wrote:Yeah, but with taxes, child support, settlements to avoid other charges, drug money, ect......$335,000, hell that wouldn't even feed Spreewell's family for a month! :-D


Now thats funny stuff :-D
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Postby Registered_Guest » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:30 am

You guys see him stealing a base in 2005???
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Postby trevisc » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:14 am

stevethumb wrote:any truth to the rumor munroe is dating winona ryder ?


hahaha

What's with these mega dollar celebrities anyway? Sheesh..at least steal something like the Hope Diamond or something!
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