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Postby Rico The Retard » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:57 pm

you could hire me to cook for you im an excellent chef, i just have that sensational feeling when i have a big long sharp chopping knife in my hand
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Postby wkelly91 » Sun Dec 05, 2004 9:18 am

Fireball Express wrote: If there are any single women reading this; learn to cook. Sooner or later your ass will get fat and your boobs will droop. You'll have an easier time keeping a man if you know how to cook.


Sage advice. Maybe you should right a book :-?

You could get a show on the Food Network...kind of a hybrid of Dr.Phil and chef show?

BAM!

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Postby LBJackal » Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:46 pm

wkelly91 wrote:
Fireball Express wrote: If there are any single women reading this; learn to cook. Sooner or later your ass will get fat and your boobs will droop. You'll have an easier time keeping a man if you know how to cook.


Sage advice. Maybe you should right a book :-?


Now this is a guy who takes the three "R's" of learning literally :-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:59 pm

LBJackal wrote:
wkelly91 wrote:
Fireball Express wrote: If there are any single women reading this; learn to cook. Sooner or later your ass will get fat and your boobs will droop. You'll have an easier time keeping a man if you know how to cook.


Sage advice. Maybe you should right a book :-?


Now this is a guy who takes the three "R's" of learning literally :-D

Nah. He just meant that he should write a book with a conservative slant. Also called "righting" a book.

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Postby Fireball Express » Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:43 pm

Like I would ever write a book with a liberal slant to it.

Within the next few years I will be selling my restaurant. I'll then put out a cookbook with my recipes in it.


I'll give you a sample now with more or less the same ingredients as Mrs. Mookie's creation.

Greek Chicken Rollatini:

Basically it's chicken breast stuffed with spinach and feta cheese.

Spinach:
You can use frozen chopped spinach to make it sompler for you.
Place spinach in a pot.
Add sauteed onions, fresh dill and some greens of choice (chopped up), I use the tops of my Romaine lettuce heads.
Cook over a Medium flame until done.
Let cool, then mix in feta cheese and an egg.

Chicken:
Take one full chicken breast and clean it my cutting out and removing the tendon down the middle and the fat around the edges. You now have 2 cutlets. Filet the 2 cutlets so that you have 4 filets total. I marinate mine in vegetable oil, fresh garlic, salt, pepper and oregano. Tenderize filets with a tenderizing mallet or what ever method you prefer to use.

Now roll the chicken around your spinach and feta mix. Do not overlap the ends of chicken filet as to assure even cooking. Top with fresh garlic, a spinkling of bread crumbs, paprika and fresh Italian parsley.
Evenly space your rollatinis in a sizzle plate or whatever casserole pan you have. Add to the pan white cooking wine, chicken base, a little water and a dash of lemon juice of about a half of fresh squeezed lemon.

Now I cook mine at a higher heat than you should because of reasons involving speed of service. I cook for 15 minutes at 450, but cooking it for 25 minutes at about 350 should work for you. Check on it during cooking to make sure the sauce does not totally reduce. Add water if neccessary.

Serve over rice.

Enjoy! :-)


This is one of my best selling dishes and one of my favorites to eat. ;-D

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Postby wkelly91 » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:17 am

StlSluggers wrote:
LBJackal wrote:
wkelly91 wrote:
Fireball Express wrote: If there are any single women reading this; learn to cook. Sooner or later your ass will get fat and your boobs will droop. You'll have an easier time keeping a man if you know how to cook.


Sage advice. Maybe you should right a book :-?


Now this is a guy who takes the three "R's" of learning literally :-D

Nah. He just meant that he should write a book with a conservative slant. Also called "righting" a book.

:-B


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Postby acsguitar » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:13 am

I have a great recipe for Veggie Quesidillas....Actually its from my buddy Abes mom but I've tweaked it a bit...

here is is..

1 chopped onion
1 can tomatos
1 can corn
1 can bean
Add Peppers of all sorts
Add other veggies whatever you want....
Put in some sort of spicy flavor mix...I use taco, or burrito mix..the cheap stuff cause I have no money..>But you can use whatever you want!...
Put some hot sauce in and stir together in a pan....when its nice and hot and cooked put it on some tortilla shells add mexican cheese (lots of it!) and add feta cheese....Fold and throw in the oven till its nice and crispy!

Its super tasty and you can add meat if you want...The more cheese the better!
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:22 pm

I have a recipe for Lucky Charms

1 box of Lucky Charms
1 jug of milk
1 bowl
1 spoon

pour about 1/5 of the lucky charms into bowl. Next pour about 1/10 of milk from jug into bowl. Then put spoon into bowl and scoop out a bite. Last enjoy those magical charms
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Postby LBJackal » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:41 pm

acsguitar wrote:I have a great recipe for Veggie Quesidillas....Actually its from my buddy Abes mom but I've tweaked it a bit...

here is is..

1 chopped onion
1 can tomatos
1 can corn
1 can bean
Add Peppers of all sorts
Add other veggies whatever you want....
Put in some sort of spicy flavor mix...I use taco, or burrito mix..the cheap stuff cause I have no money..>But you can use whatever you want!...
Put some hot sauce in and stir together in a pan....when its nice and hot and cooked put it on some tortilla shells add mexican cheese (lots of it!) and add feta cheese....Fold and throw in the oven till its nice and crispy!

Its super tasty and you can add meat if you want...The more cheese the better!


Throw in a bunch of chicken or steak and that sounds pretty good. I hate veggie food and I hate vegetarians even more. For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three.

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Postby BigMusky » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:33 am

Rico The Retard wrote:I have a recipe for Lucky Charms

1 box of Lucky Charms
1 jug of milk
1 bowl
1 spoon

pour about 1/5 of the lucky charms into bowl. Next pour about 1/10 of milk from jug into bowl. Then put spoon into bowl and scoop out a bite. Last enjoy those magical charms


I tried that this morning and it was really good....BRILLIANT!!!
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