If my wife finds this I'm toast but I thought that I would vent a little.
I came home from work last night and my wife says that she's been cooking all day and that she has a feast ready for dinner. Great! I look in the kitchen and it looks like it was hit by a tornado, followed by a tidal wave. These are the dishes she used to make dinner:
Our 2 biggest pots;
2 caserole dishes;
a frying pan;
3 large mixing bowls;
4 (four!) chopping boards;
6 (yes six!) kitchen knives;
countless other bowls, plates and utensils. I found our pepper grinder in the sink under dirty dishes.
To top it all off the meal kinda sucked
. To make matters worse I had to tell her how good it was.
When you're dating and having sex every hour, cooking ability is the farthest thing from your mind, but trust me on this, one day it will matter.
At least there were no leftovers