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Postby acsguitar » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:03 pm

THis post smells like cheese to me :-?
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Postby eftda » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:26 pm

smells good to me ;-D
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Postby Tavish » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:43 pm

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Postby LBJackal » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:43 pm

Yeah it's got a nice odour to it ;-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:14 pm

From the old list

14. How do you throw away a garbage can?


I actually have this problem. After racoons got into our garbage and actually chewed up our plastic garbage cans we bought new ones. I've been trying to throw the old ones out for 2 weeks now and they won't take them!

They won't fit into my new garbage cans and taping a little "this is garbage" sign on them didn't work either.

I guess I've got to get up early and try to talk to them. dammit
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Postby Tavish » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:19 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:From the old list

14. How do you throw away a garbage can?


I actually have this problem. After racoons got into our garbage and actually chewed up our plastic garbage cans we bought new ones. I've been trying to throw the old ones out for 2 weeks now and they won't take them!

They won't fit into my new garbage cans and taping a little "this is garbage" sign on them didn't work either.

I guess I've got to get up early and try to talk to them. dammit


You could move in next to me and never have that problem. We have the large garbage company supplied containers and twice my neighbor has grabbed mine while I was at work and wheeled it over to his house. Chances are he would be more than willing to take the old trash cans (and anything else you don't nail down) off your hands. Man I hate that guy. :-t
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Postby wrveres » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:34 pm

Tavish wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:From the old list

14. How do you throw away a garbage can?


I actually have this problem. After racoons got into our garbage and actually chewed up our plastic garbage cans we bought new ones. I've been trying to throw the old ones out for 2 weeks now and they won't take them!

They won't fit into my new garbage cans and taping a little "this is garbage" sign on them didn't work either.

I guess I've got to get up early and try to talk to them. dammit


You could move in next to me and never have that problem. We have the large garbage company supplied containers and twice my neighbor has grabbed mine while I was at work and wheeled it over to his house. Chances are he would be more than willing to take the old trash cans (and anything else you don't nail down) off your hands. Man I hate that guy. :-t


lmao, i am starting to hate your nieghbor too ... ... .. ..


Mookie, just put it in the front yard with a sign that says "free" .. Thats seemed to work for everything large I have tried to get rid of, like couches and chairs and such ...

Though I will be the first to admit, it didn't work so well for my ex wife. She kept finding her way home, after somebody took her.
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Postby Arlo » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:37 pm

wrveres wrote:Mookie, just put it in the front yard with a sign that says "free" .. Thats seemed to work for everything large I have tried to get rid of, like couches and chairs and such ...

Good advice. ;-D

Of course, depending on your neighborhood, you could also write "private property - hands off!" In some places, that'll guarantee that you'll never see those cans again... B-)
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Postby Madison » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:49 pm

wrveres wrote:
Tavish wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:From the old list

14. How do you throw away a garbage can?


I actually have this problem. After racoons got into our garbage and actually chewed up our plastic garbage cans we bought new ones. I've been trying to throw the old ones out for 2 weeks now and they won't take them!

They won't fit into my new garbage cans and taping a little "this is garbage" sign on them didn't work either.

I guess I've got to get up early and try to talk to them. dammit


You could move in next to me and never have that problem. We have the large garbage company supplied containers and twice my neighbor has grabbed mine while I was at work and wheeled it over to his house. Chances are he would be more than willing to take the old trash cans (and anything else you don't nail down) off your hands. Man I hate that guy. :-t


lmao, i am starting to hate your nieghbor too ... ... .. ..


Agreed. :-b That is one horrible neighbor with everything I've heard about him. Lol. :-D

Wrveres wrote:Mookie, just put it in the front yard with a sign that says "free" .. Thats seemed to work for everything large I have tried to get rid of, like couches and chairs and such ...


That's what we do as well. Works like a charm. ;-D

Wrveres wrote:Though I will be the first to admit, it didn't work so well for my ex wife. She kept finding her way home, after somebody took her.


Ouch !+) . Thank goodness my ex is 1,300 miles away. Lol. :-b
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