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Postby Madison » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:41 pm

The PARROT

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The
parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
even
ruder.

In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the
bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then
suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened
the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language
and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and
I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was
about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in
his
behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"



HAPPY THANKSGIVING


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Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby kentx12 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:24 pm

I hadnt heard that. It was funny.. ;-D
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Postby ensanimal » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:32 pm

good one :-)
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Postby JTWood » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:02 pm

I haven't heard that one in a while. You're right. It's a classic.

Thanks!

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Postby raiders_umpire » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:39 pm

:-b :-b good one......
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:24 pm

lol

and i'd never heard it
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Re: An oldie..............

Postby Lofunzo » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:40 pm

Madison wrote:An oldie..............


But still a goodie. ;-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:54 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
Madison wrote:An oldie..............


But still a goodie. ;-D


i dont know where everyone esle heard it, cause i never had
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:56 pm

I used to subscribe to tons of e-mail joke lists so there are few that I haven't heard. Doesn't make them any less funny, though. ;-)
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:04 pm

Lofunzo wrote:I used to subscribe to tons of e-mail joke lists so there are few that I haven't heard. Doesn't make them any less funny, though. ;-)


i see

i used to have a subsction kind of like that, although, i ended up geting so much spam that i stopped
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