Extra! Extra! What Dogs Hate About Humans!!!

[StlSluggers]

Top 10 Things That Annoy Dogs

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...NOT funny!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
3. Taking me for a walk, then NOT letting me check/sniff stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...STOP IT!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WOW. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I FREAK OUT every time we go back.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. SORRY BUT I HAVE NOT QUITE MASTERED THIS HANDSHAKING THING YET.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth...YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? HELLOOOOOO

[raiders_umpire]

Top 10 Things That Annoy Dogs

• The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WOW. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

that is about the same thing i tell my daughter when she does that with our dog......

[blankman]

Top 10 Things That Annoy Dogs

• The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WOW. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

that is about the same thing i tell my daughter when she does that with our dog......

I do that all the time. A lot of times she (my dog) doesn't fall for it. Damn border collies, too smart

[acsguitar]

My folks have a boxer at home...real dumb but really nice....I can make him sit sometimes

[Sox FANatic001]

Top 10 Things That Annoy Dogs

• The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WOW. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

that is about the same thing i tell my daughter when she does that with our dog......

easily the best one on there

[kentx12]

Blaming your farts on me...not funny...NOT funny


Thats funny...

[acsguitar]

However, they probably do like the fact that we named a "love making move" after them.

[StlSluggers]

However, they probably do like the fact that we named a "love making move" after them.

They probably think they can still do it better, though.

[Madison]

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

I always do feel sorry for any dog that I see with a bow or ribbon on it. Lol.

[Sox FANatic001]

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

I always do feel sorry for any dog that I see with a bow or ribbon on it. Lol.

yeah, dogs werent meant to be like that