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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:45 pm

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at
60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your
radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched
teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out
of
my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"




I love this part....







" Only when he's been drinking."
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:02 pm

hahah hilarious! Elisha Cuthbert ammmmmmmmmmmm
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Postby JRM4833 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:29 pm

Ouch!!

:-b :-b
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:17 pm

I didn't see that one coming. That is great. ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:40 pm

Awesome. Very funny... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:04 am

Yep, a great classic! ;-D
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