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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:22 am

slomo007 wrote:I don't know that I've ever seen a girl whose breats I would even touch in Wal-Mart. I think you guys are forgetting about the typical Wal-Mart porkers....I mean shoppers.

OK, so there are exceptions, but when I think Wal-Mart, I think 250 pounder with frizzy hair, freckles, and at least 4 kids (2 of which are screaming, 1 throwing objects and the other running away).

Now, are you sure you want to grab her breasts? :-b


You need to come to my Walmart. ;-7
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:30 am

slomo007 wrote:I don't know that I've ever seen a girl whose breats I would even touch in Wal-Mart. I think you guys are forgetting about the typical Wal-Mart porkers....I mean shoppers.

OK, so there are exceptions, but when I think Wal-Mart, I think 250 pounder with frizzy hair, freckles, and at least 4 kids (2 of which are screaming, 1 throwing objects and the other running away).

Now, are you sure you want to grab her breasts? :-b



that sounds like mine as well..... :-D ....i might have to make a trip to lofunzos though..... :-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:58 pm

raiders_umpire wrote:
slomo007 wrote:I don't know that I've ever seen a girl whose breats I would even touch in Wal-Mart. I think you guys are forgetting about the typical Wal-Mart porkers....I mean shoppers.

OK, so there are exceptions, but when I think Wal-Mart, I think 250 pounder with frizzy hair, freckles, and at least 4 kids (2 of which are screaming, 1 throwing objects and the other running away).

Now, are you sure you want to grab her breasts? :-b



that sounds like mine as well..... :-D ....i might have to make a trip to lofunzos though..... :-D


Do it. ;-D There are some beefy chicks but also many hot ones. You just gotta make sure before you go grabbing. ;-)
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Postby eftda » Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:17 pm

was it her? was it her?
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Postby blankman » Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:26 pm

eftda wrote:was it her? was it her?
Image I'd do it :-D


Only in my, I mean your, dreams :-D
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:03 pm

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Rico The Retard wrote:hell id just go along with it and grab her breasts

Holy crap! I agree with Rico...

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Postby Flockers » Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:31 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
Rico The Retard wrote:hell id just go along with it and grab her breasts


As would I. Trust me. I have never had to be asked twice. :-)


lmao ;-)
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