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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:44 pm

She goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for
the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!" The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!" In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!---Her money was refunded
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:18 pm

mmmmmm walmart ahhhhhhhhhhhh....i mean cuthbert mmmm
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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:42 pm

hell id just go along with it and grab her breasts
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:46 pm

Rico The Retard wrote:hell id just go along with it and grab her breasts


As would I. Trust me. I have never had to be asked twice. :-)
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Postby Madison » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:59 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
Rico The Retard wrote:hell id just go along with it and grab her breasts


As would I. Trust me. I have never had to be asked twice. :-)


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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:20 am

LOL. Good one. :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:40 am

Cute... ;-D
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Postby Zito is God » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:43 am

Rico The Retard wrote:hell id just go along with it and grab her breasts


My exact thoughts. :-D
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Postby JTWood » Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:40 am

Rico The Retard wrote:hell id just go along with it and grab her breasts

Holy crap! I agree with Rico...

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Postby slomo007 » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:53 am

I don't know that I've ever seen a girl whose breats I would even touch in Wal-Mart. I think you guys are forgetting about the typical Wal-Mart porkers....I mean shoppers.

OK, so there are exceptions, but when I think Wal-Mart, I think 250 pounder with frizzy hair, freckles, and at least 4 kids (2 of which are screaming, 1 throwing objects and the other running away).

Now, are you sure you want to grab her breasts? :-b
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