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by **Lofunzo** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:52 pm

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I Was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wondering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that crap."

by **StlSluggers** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:12 pm

I don't know where I heard that joke before, but that is one of my all-time favorites!

:-D

by **acsguitar** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:38 pm

Hilarious...plus i couldn't stop looking at Elisha Cuthbert aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so hot :-°

by **LBJackal** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:39 pm

LMAO I love jokes where you don't know the punch line until it happens :-D

by **Madison** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:58 pm

I've heard it, but it's still funny. ;-D

by **kentx12** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:46 am

acsguitar wrote:Hilarious...plus i couldn't stop looking at Elisha Cuthbert aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so hot

Watch the post count grow... Lo he is matching you post for post... :-D

by **blankman** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:16 am

acsguitar wrote:Hilarious...plus i couldn't stop looking at Elisha Cuthbert aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so hot

If you guys like her so much, I may have to bust out a few of the many, many pics I have of her ;-)

by **blankman** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:22 am

speaking of elisha, any requests for my new avatar? just her face or should I try to fit some more in that tiny 80x80 box?

by **Lofunzo** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:38 am

kentx12 wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Hilarious...plus i couldn't stop looking at Elisha Cuthbert aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so hot

Watch the post count grow... Lo he is matching you post for post...

He can have it. Plus, I got him by about 8,500. :-b

by **Lofunzo** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:40 am

blankman wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Hilarious...plus i couldn't stop looking at Elisha Cuthbert aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so hot

If you guys like her so much, I may have to bust out a few of the many, many pics I have of her

I do like her. She's very beautiful. If you wanna roll out with some new avatars, I have a ton up my sleeve. Bring 'em on. :-)

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