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Dude, Don't Mess With The Gas Pump

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:17 pm

Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night.

They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger of the two aliens addressed it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace Take us to your leader."

When the gas pump didn't respond, the younger alien started to get mad at the lack of response and the older one said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated the greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I will fire."

The older alien again warned his comrade, "You don't want to do that. You really don't want to make him mad!"

Ignoring his older companion, the younger alien aimed his weapon at the pump and fired. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared outwards and towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt and crumpled mess 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Thirty-five Earth minutes later, when he finally regained consciousness, refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna, he looked dazedly up at the wiser one, who was standing over him, slowly shaking his big green head. "What a ferocious creature," said the young fried one. "It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler onto the crispy, peeling flesh and shared some knowledge. "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy," said the wise old alien, "when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't mess with him."
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Postby slomo007 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:30 pm

LMAO, great one.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:45 pm

Hilarious!
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Postby JRM4833 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:05 pm

:-b :-b

Never saw it coming. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:05 pm

Hahahahahaha!!!!! :-D :-b :*)
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Postby Pedantic » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:06 pm

Hahaha! That's the best one I've heard in a long time! :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:52 am

That was great I will be sure to remember that one.. ;-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:18 am

OK that one takes the cake of jokes so far. ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:15 pm

LMAO...... :-D :-D
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Postby Super GM » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:25 pm

Hahaha :-D :-b %-6
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