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Postby wrveres » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:16 pm

Because I'll refuse to get a Male Contraceptive Shot Especially if its going to come with all those other typical warnings from the drugs companies ..

syptoms are limited, but may include, diareaha, bloody nose, chest pains, butt leakeage, loss of sexual desire, and even heart attack. Consult your doctor ..

Umm NO! :-t
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Postby raiders_umpire » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:15 pm

wrveres wrote:
Umm NO! :-t



that would be a big NO
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:21 pm

raiders_umpire wrote:
wrveres wrote:
Umm NO! :-t



that would be a big NO


HELL NO!!![/u][/b]
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Postby Madison » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:10 pm

wrveres wrote:syptoms are limited, but may include, diareaha, bloody nose, chest pains, butt leakeage, loss of sexual desire, and even heart attack. Consult your doctor ..

Way cool, now I accidentially edited this post. Sorry, mad! O:-) [menyak]

Ack! 8-o Hit the wrong button, huh Menyak? Lol. :-D

What I actually wrote was something like:

Some of those things, I'd rather not even take a small chance of getting. :-o I won't be trying that. :-o
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Postby menyak » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:40 pm

wrveres wrote:syptoms are limited, but may include, diareaha, bloody nose, chest pains, butt leakeage, loss of sexual desire, and even heart attack. Consult your doctor ..

On the other hand, I hear those are only a fraction of the symptoms you'll get when unwanted pregnancy results in having kids. :-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:42 pm

just use a condom

it ain't rocket science

)of course, i odnt have any experiance, so it might be, i really don't know :-/ )
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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:42 pm

All kidding aside, that is an unbelievably simple idea. I really envy people who have the blessing of being able to see what is right in front of everyone even though no one else can see it.
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Postby wkelly91 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:20 am

wrveres wrote:syptoms are limited, but may include, diareaha, bloody nose, chest pains, butt leakeage, loss of sexual desire, and even heart attack. Consult your doctor ..


If you had all those symptoms, what woman would want to have sex with you :-?
Butt leakage 8-o :-P
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:28 am

Sox FANatic001 wrote:just use a condom

it ain't rocket science

)of course, i odnt have any experiance, so it might be, i really don't know :-/ )


LOL. :-D ;-D
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Postby JRM4833 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:50 am

Ok so there's a needle involved? Then the side effects. Oh and this:

The method worked in experiments on male monkeys, most of which regained their fertility when the treatments were stopped.


Well, as long as you think it will still work. :-?
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