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Postby JRM4833 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:43 pm

Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex.

Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.

In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."

The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."


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And in finding this, I also stumbled on a site which talks about bad candy.

http://www.bad-candy.com/
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:46 pm

Where do you find some of this stuff? :-o :*)
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Postby JRM4833 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:49 pm

Makes you want some candy doesn't it? :-b

I've got a couple regular sites that I check which have links to all sorts of weird stuff. So I just take the credit for all their hard work searching the net. Well, credit, blame, same thing.
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:12 pm

damn, that green guy's a player :-D
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Postby BigMusky » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:38 pm

no kids complained about this...if they did they are a bunch of fruits and should be deported to France.
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Re: Do fruits really do this?

Postby LBJackal » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:20 pm

JRM4833 wrote:
Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex.

Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.

In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."

The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."


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Want to see the wrappers?









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And in finding this, I also stumbled on a site which talks about bad candy.

http://www.bad-candy.com/


Damn Jesuits... can't trust em as far as you can throw em. I thought they were extinct anyways. Maybe just endangered. And isn't cunnilingus rice a mexican dish? :-b
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Postby pomplona's finest » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:26 pm

Well, I've already brought the cafe the battle of the fruits, I'm always open to new possibilities.. :-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:28 pm

pomplona's finest wrote:Well, I've already brought the cafe the battle of the fruits, I'm always open to new possibilities.. :-D



i'm intrigued, why dont you pursue these possibilites ;-) ;-)
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Postby JRM4833 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:57 am

pomplona's finest wrote:Well, I've already brought the cafe the battle of the fruits, I'm always open to new possibilities.. :-D


:-b :-b

Way to keep people wondering what's next.
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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:01 pm

thats hot man im getting excited grrrrrr
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