Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby
came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he
much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."
"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be screwed if he needed
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....