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Postby Madison » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:11 pm

StlSluggers wrote:He may have trumped it, but I still get to claim inspiration.

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True, true. ;-D

Not to mention that he forgot Perlick in that list and you caught it. ;-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:23 pm

Of course, Mook can't get away with a hijack of that magnitude without getting something thrown back at him. Let me see...

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I love watching the chicken cross the road, but here in Canada I can only root for the frog because it's in the American League. I've always had an admiration for your National League chicken. I like how it competes. It's year-in, year-out persistence is very admirable. Do you mind if I root for it? What do I have to do to join the club?
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:08 pm

Man I want a chicken joke with me in it! Someone make one about me preferably a republican! It'll be funnier that way
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Postby slomo007 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:21 pm

acsguitar wrote:Man I want a chicken joke with me in it! Someone make one about me preferably a republican! It'll be funnier that way


Here's the best I could come up with....I'm sure there will be better:

acsguitar:

Chicken in '08! "Because farm animals would be better than Bush."
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:32 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Of course, Mook can't get away with a hijack of that magnitude without getting something thrown back at him. Let me see...

MOOKIE

I love watching the chicken cross the road, but here in Canada I can only root for the frog because it's in the American League. I've always had an admiration for your National League chicken. I like how it competes. It's year-in, year-out persistence is very admirable. Do you mind if I root for it? What do I have to do to join the club?


:-b

unfortunately the Canadian Frog got run over crossing the road and never made it to the other side.
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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:33 pm

I'll give it a shot:

ACSGUITAR

who cares why teh chiken crosed the road its in a red state
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Postby JRM4833 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:01 pm

:-b :-b These are all great. Great job guys.

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I'm not sure and don't feel like googling it right now. But it's Bush's fault damnit. Why is it that these bastards think they can just treat chickens like a piece of meat? As if they're better than these poor chickens who just want to be treated as equals? Where are there rights? I'm gonna secede and make my own chicken-friendly nation where nobody's son gets to be president. Who's with me? (sorry but I just couldn't bring myself to mangle the spelling like he does. :-b )
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Postby kentx12 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:57 pm

Kerry's remark sounds just like him... ;-D
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Re: Extra! Extra! Why The Chicken Crossed The Road!!!

Postby LBJackal » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:10 pm

StlSluggers wrote:ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?


Saved the best 4 for last, eh :-D

Can't wait for next season so I can get "Chicken Lookout 2K5" started :-D

I'm gonna go eat some eggs now, all that chicken talk made me hungry and KFC is closed...
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:25 pm

JRM4833 wrote::-b :-b These are all great. Great job guys.

ACSGuitar

I'm not sure and don't feel like googling it right now. But it's Bush's fault damnit. Why is it that these bastards think they can just treat chickens like a piece of meat? As if they're better than these poor chickens who just want to be treated as equals? Where are there rights? I'm gonna secede and make my own chicken-friendly nation where nobody's son gets to be president. Who's with me? (sorry but I just couldn't bring myself to mangle the spelling like he does. :-b )



hahah you and St. Louis Sluggers both made me laugh...good ones...yea spelling isn't my thang...you can say im liberal when it comes to that as well
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