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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:44 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here (except the road).

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY
Although I believed the chicken cross the road before I believed that he didn't.

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
Last edited by StlSluggers on Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:56 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby slomo007 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:48 am

LMAO, Einstein's is particularly great.
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:22 am

lol. ;-D

i think the last 5 are the best ones :-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:26 am

Powell and Einsteins were the best. :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:31 am

RICO THE RETARD

To sign with the world champion Red Socks baby!!


MADISON

I'm not sure, but I just made 10 posts about it.


ZITO IS GOD

Chicken will win 2005 Cy Young mark my words!


LBJACKAL

Chicken Watch 2005 0-0 0.00 ERA 0.00 WHIP


ERBOES

If you draft Chicken before the tenth round, you're a freakin idiot.


HOOTIE/TAVISH

I can find any Chicken stats right now but give me a day or so.


MENYAK

The Chicken will be in the next server update, I promise.


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Can I post my pics of Chicken in a wet t-shirt?
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Postby slomo007 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:40 am

Mookie4ever wrote:RICO THE RETARD

To sign with the world champion Red Socks baby!!


MADISON

I'm not sure, but I just made 10 posts about it.


ZITO IS GOD

Chicken will win 2005 Cy Young mark my words!


LBJACKAL

Chicken Watch 2005 0-0 0.00 ERA 0.00 WHIP


ERBOES

If you draft Chicken before the tenth round, you're a freakin idiot.


HOOTIE/TAVISH

I can find any Chicken stats right now but give me a day or so.


MENYAK

The Chicken will be in the next server update, I promise.


SUPER GM

Can I post my pics of Chicken in a wet t-shirt?


LMAO, I laughed repeatedly at all of these. Great post Mookie.
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:41 am

OK, Mook's are better. :-b
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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:46 am

Mook forgot someone:

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I don't know why it crossed the road, but Mazel Tov ;-D to the chicken for making it across!
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Postby Madison » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:57 am

Mookie4ever wrote:RICO THE RETARD

To sign with the world champion Red Socks baby!!


MADISON

I'm not sure, but I just made 10 posts about it.


ZITO IS GOD

Chicken will win 2005 Cy Young mark my words!


LBJACKAL

Chicken Watch 2005 0-0 0.00 ERA 0.00 WHIP


ERBOES

If you draft Chicken before the tenth round, you're a freakin idiot.


HOOTIE/TAVISH

I can find any Chicken stats right now but give me a day or so.


MENYAK

The Chicken will be in the next server update, I promise.


SUPER GM

Can I post my pics of Chicken in a wet t-shirt?


Lmao! :-b

Sorry Sluggers, but Mookie trumped your joke. :-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 pm

He may have trumped it, but I still get to claim inspiration.

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