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Not a racial joke

Postby JRM4833 » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:57 pm

I got a kick out of this. It was allegedly written by a black man in Texas (although that's probably just BS).

When I was born, I was black.
When I grew up, I was black.
When I go in the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I'm sick, I'm black.
And when I die, I'm still black.

You white folks ...
When you're born, you're pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go in sun, you're red.
When you're cold, you're blue.
When you're scared, you're yellow.
When you're sick, you're green.
When you're bruised, you're purple.
And when you die, you're gray.

So who you callin' colored?
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Postby Madison » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:09 pm

Eh, I give it a 2 on a 1-10 scale.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:19 pm

Not very good..
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:42 pm

boooooooooooo
fgfdsgdsfdasfd

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Mark my words: Oliver Perez will be 2005 NL Cy Young Winner
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Postby JRM4833 » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:59 pm

Jeez they can't all be winners.
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Postby Flockers » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:03 pm

Eh, I've heard better. :-]
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Postby DK » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:04 pm

Hey, I think it's pretty funny. It's clever. ;-D :-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:33 pm

why all the hatin'? i enjoyed it :-)
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