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Lets write Haikus!

by acsguitar » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:11 pm

Ok wouldn't it be fun to have anyone write a Haiku..

anyways they are

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables....excuse my horrible spelling if that is wrong...

Ok heres my first one.

Monkeys are great fun
They throw poop and eat all day
I want to buy one

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by Pogotheostrich » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:21 pm

Pogo the Ostrich
says Haikus are ignorant
I will not write one

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by raiders_umpire » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:22 pm

:-?

:-?

scratching my head :-o

:-o

:-o

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by acsguitar » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:29 pm

Raiders Umpire
Don't scratch your poor head today
Learn to write haikus!

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by Madison » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:37 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:Pogo the Ostrich
says Haikus are ignorant
I will not write one

That's quite genius. ;-D

;-D

I'm not a poet
No need for me to show it
Madison is done

Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....

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by kentx12 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:53 pm

raiders_umpire wrote::-? scratching my head

Same here what is going on???

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by acsguitar » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:53 pm

Hey you madison
You gave me a yellow card
Why did you do this?

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by Madison » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:01 pm

acsguitar wrote:Raiders Umpire
Don't scratch your poor head today
Learn to write haikus!

Raiders Umpire is only 4 syllables. ;-)

;-)

acsquitar wrote:Hey you madison
You gave me a yellow card
Why did you do this?

I don't remember
Who gave you the little card
Just don't get two more

Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....

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by acsguitar » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:07 pm

Yea i guess Umpire is 4 its a tricky one...im not expert like you

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by Madison » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:15 pm

acsguitar wrote:Yea i guess Umpire is 4 its a tricky one...im not expert like you

Lol.

:-D

Not an expert at all. I don't do poetry even though the stuff I had to do in high school always seemed to get good reviews. Just not my thing though. ;-)

;-)

Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....

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