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A Cliff Clavin Theory

Postby Andy1234 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:34 pm

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:24 pm

HAHAHA! That is great, and oh so true. :*)
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Postby raiders_umpire » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:28 pm

;-D ;-D good one
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:28 pm

lol. cute ;-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:27 pm

I still watch Cheers on occasion. :-) Great show and lots of great lines. ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:08 pm

I put it up as my AIM away message and have already seen a few of my friends adopt it as theirs. Great find.
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Postby LBJackal » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:50 am

Yeah my friend has lived by the Buffalo Theory for a few years now. It's part of his "Bible" along with not doing schoolwork... :-? And he dropped out of University after one year, because he partied too much :-?

I don't know about this Buffalo Theory. But I'll try it for the rest of my university career anyways :-B
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Postby pokerplaya » Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:02 am

It's been a staple of my college career. I'm a mere 6 months away from graduation so with any luck I will prove that it's a winner. ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:25 am

lol :-D ;-D
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