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Postby Madison » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:23 pm

A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a Yankee)

after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and
said,

"Sir, May I see your driver's license and registration please?"

The Yankee said, "What's the problem, officer?"

"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"

"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop,

look both ways, and proceed with caution."

"You gotta be kidding me!"

"It's no joke, sir."

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop,

saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to

come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may

see your license and..."

"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL!

What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"

"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see

your license and registration immediately!"

"I will, if you can tell me the difference between

slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."

The elderly Ranger had enough and said to the driver,

"Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car door,

dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to

methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.

"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come

to a complete stop?"

Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas..........


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Postby wrveres » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:32 pm

lol,

I love Texas law ...


"don't mess with Texas"
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Postby Mookie4ever » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:44 pm

LOL

I went to Texas a couple of years ago. I've never made such an effort to be polite in my entire life. :-o
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Postby so0perspam » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:45 pm

Ahahaha, :-b :-D .
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:58 pm

I thought it was going to be a baseball joke :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:09 pm

Cute... ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:18 pm

CubsFan7724 wrote:I thought it was going to be a baseball joke :-D



i as well ;-D ;-D


but ole texas law is tough to beat...... :-D :-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:27 pm

That Ranger wasn't Walker, Texas Ranger, was it?

Seems to me that's "Chuck Norris" justice right there.

:-b

Great joke!
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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:58 pm

Good stuff. :-b
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:05 pm

lol them Texans are crazy
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