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Postby Pacman » Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:44 pm

Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Johnny was being quiet so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, sent the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Yankees, but I was too embarrassed to say so.
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Postby thetongueofire » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:35 pm

lol. ;-D
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby so0perspam » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:06 pm

Haha. :-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Nov 01, 2004 9:55 pm

hell id be embarassed too ;-D :-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:57 pm

lol
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:20 pm

an oldie but goodie :-)
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yay! sox win!!!
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Rest In Pain ;-)

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