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Postby Mustangs989 » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:03 pm

wrveres wrote:a guy came to my door and he had cut hole in a card table, then used suspenders to keep it around his waist. He then put a table cloth on it and glued a few different colored condoms to it, some opened. Then he stuck a lamp shade on his head. ...

when I asked him what he was supposed to be, he said isnt it obvious ...


"a one night stand" .... 8-o

LMAO ,,,

It was fricking classic, I almost died a laughing ...

so gave him the rest of the candy, turned off the light, brought in the pumpkin and told him ... no way in hell anybody tops that. ;-D :-D

LMAO ;-D
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Postby so0perspam » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:10 pm

wrveres wrote:a guy came to my door and he had cut hole in a card table, then used suspenders to keep it around his waist. He then put a table cloth on it and glued a few different colored condoms to it, some opened. Then he stuck a lamp shade on his head. ...

when I asked him what he was supposed to be, he said isnt it obvious ...


"a one night stand" .... 8-o

LMAO ,,,

It was fricking classic, I almost died a laughing ...

so gave him the rest of the candy, turned off the light, brought in the pumpkin and told him ... no way in hell anybody tops that. ;-D :-D



Ahahahha, that's awesome. :-D ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:33 pm

wrveres wrote:a guy came to my door and he had cut hole in a card table, then used suspenders to keep it around his waist. He then put a table cloth on it and glued a few different colored condoms to it, some opened. Then he stuck a lamp shade on his head. ...

when I asked him what he was supposed to be, he said isnt it obvious ...


"a one night stand" .... 8-o

LMAO ,,,

It was fricking classic, I almost died a laughing ...

so gave him the rest of the candy, turned off the light, brought in the pumpkin and told him ... no way in hell anybody tops that. ;-D :-D


LMAO! :-b

That is great! ;-D

My 6 year old son went as a police officer. All the way from the hat to the shiny shoes. He had it all. Little handcuffs, baton, radio, badge. etc. He went around threatening to arrest people if they didn't give him candy. It was funny coming from a 6 year old that isn't even 4 foot tall yet. Even funnier (but cool at the same time) is that he said "Thank You" to everyone. ;-)

The little man and his friends had a blast ;-D , and he ended up with 3 grocery bags full of candy 8-o . Lol. :-b
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Postby Rico The Retard » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:39 pm

you better watch out how much he eats mad, you might be up all night cleaning up yucky throw up :-P
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Postby wrveres » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:30 pm

Madison wrote:
wrveres wrote:a guy came to my door and he had cut hole in a card table, then used suspenders to keep it around his waist. He then put a table cloth on it and glued a few different colored condoms to it, some opened. Then he stuck a lamp shade on his head. ...

when I asked him what he was supposed to be, he said isnt it obvious ...


"a one night stand" .... 8-o

LMAO ,,,

It was fricking classic, I almost died a laughing ...

so gave him the rest of the candy, turned off the light, brought in the pumpkin and told him ... no way in hell anybody tops that. ;-D :-D


LMAO! :-b

That is great! ;-D

My 6 year old son went as a police officer. All the way from the hat to the shiny shoes. He had it all. Little handcuffs, baton, radio, badge. etc. He went around threatening to arrest people if they didn't give him candy. It was funny coming from a 6 year old that isn't even 4 foot tall yet. Even funnier (but cool at the same time) is that he said "Thank You" to everyone. ;-)

The little man and his friends had a blast ;-D , and he ended up with 3 grocery bags full of candy 8-o . Lol. :-b


two bags for you, one for him .... right? :-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:59 pm

wrveres wrote:two bags for you, one for him .... right? :-D


Isn't that how it works? :-?

Actually, he's so picky, I end up with most of it anyway. :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:06 pm

Madison wrote:
wrveres wrote:two bags for you, one for him .... right? :-D


Isn't that how it works? :-?

Actually, he's so picky, I end up with most of it anyway. :-D


My two year old went trick-or-treating for the first time last night.

We had a blast.

This morning he got up and was surprised to see that his stash of candies had shrunk down to a few lollipops. He was confused for a while but soon got excited over the lollipops :-b
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Postby Fireball Express » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:15 am

I dressed up as Scooby Doo and got 2 phone numbers and an e-mail address. ;-D
You guys can have the candy!
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:16 am

Fireball Express wrote:I dressed up as Scooby Doo and got 2 phone numbers and an e-mail address. ;-D
You guys can have the candy!


dibs on snickers and reeses :-D
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