Weirdst thing that's ever happened to me:
I read this story, which compares those people to hobbits, while I was listening to William Shatner's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins". That's even stranger than me having the song on my computer in the first place.
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."