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Postby kimchi_chigae » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:06 pm

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

:-b :-b :-b
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:08 pm

i've seen that b4, but its still amazing

ilove how the last guy realizes what an ass hes made of himself
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:09 pm

omg lmfao.....

the eleven dicks one was good, but i guess actually they all were
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Postby so0perspam » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:09 pm

Lmao.... nice find.

Top 3:
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Postby Amazinz » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:09 pm

Where's #10?

That's hilarious. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:10 pm

Lol. :-D Good ones! ;-D
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Re: Olympic Glory

Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:12 pm

kimchi_chigae wrote:Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

:-b :-b :-b


in order

6, 1,2, 3,5,4,7, 8,9
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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Postby Mugrila » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:39 pm

lmao. it's always funnier when they realize what they just said. :-b
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:22 pm

hehe, i love it.

i wonder if any of them say things like that on purpose. i know i would ;-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:20 am

ensanimal wrote:hehe, i love it.

i wonder if any of them say things like that on purpose. i know i would ;-D


I mean you can't resist sometimes, especially in the Julian Dicks situation. I could see myself doing that.
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