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POLITICS JOKE

Postby Lofunzo » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:46 pm

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep sh*t."
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Postby so0perspam » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:47 pm

Ahahha, nice. ;-D ;-D
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Postby ensanimal » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:48 pm

hehe, good one ;-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:59 pm

Lol. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:32 am

nice one Lo :-D :-D :-D
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Postby cafe_58 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:00 am

I've heard that one, but it's still a quality joke. ;-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:21 am

Any pics of the nannie? :-D
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Postby cafe_58 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:26 am

Fireball Express wrote:Any pics of the nannie? :-D


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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:24 am

:-D :-D good one
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:42 pm

cafe_58 wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:Any pics of the nannie? :-D


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i wsh she was my maid

a good joke :-D
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