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Postby JTWood » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:55 pm

Study Shows That Cubs Fans Are Indeed Masochists

CHICAGO (AP) - An ad hoc study completed by walking around Chicago and its suburbs proved once and for all that Cubs fans are indeed attracted to the idea of self-punishment and pain. This state of being is also known as masochism.

Below is a picture of the taken from the ad hoc study:

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Here we see an unnamed Cub fan (probably BigMusky) inviting punishment into his life.

It has long been believed that Cubs fans were addicted to torture and pain because of the mere fact that they were Cubs fans. However, this study is the first to actively seek out evidence to support this theory in an environment other than Wrigley Field. This new study simply required the scientists to take a camera and walk around the city of Chicago taking pictures of the natives in their natural habitat. While only one picture was taken (see above), the weight of that evidence was so strong that the scientists were confident in stopping their study immediately and issuing the conclusion that Cubs fans are indeed addicted to pain.
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Postby so0perspam » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:57 pm

Hrrrm.... interesting :-? .
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Postby JRM4833 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:00 pm

It's so cool that in a week we won't be able to make the same joke about the Redsox anymore. ;-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:03 pm

They also go to watch the White Sox, Bears, Bulls and Blackhawks. The evidence is actually overwhelming.
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:05 pm

I've seen that pic before but still funny. Crazy guy. :-b
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Postby JTWood » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:05 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:They also go to watch the White Sox, Bears, Bulls and Blackhawks. The evidence is actually overwhelming.

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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:07 pm

hahaha good one lol it probably was bigmusky
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Postby cafe_58 » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:08 pm

That's hilarious...... man, that guy is just asking to be killed, or put into a comma.
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Postby JTWood » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:10 pm

cafe_58 wrote:That's hilarious...... man, that guy is just asking to be killed, or put into a comma.


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Postby so0perspam » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:11 pm

cafe_58 wrote:That's hilarious...... man, that guy is just asking to be killed, or put into a comma.


I'm quite sure he doesn't want to become part of a punctuation mark :-D :-b ;-D .... I think you meant coma buddy. :-)
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