> > A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
> > years.
> > One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
>that she was pregnant.
> > Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
> > sum
> > of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If
> > stayed
> > in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
>until the > child turned 18.
> > She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
> > To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
> > "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
> > to
> > begin.
> > One day,about 9 months later,he came home to his confused wife.
> > "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
> > "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife
> > and
> > watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
> > On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
>with meatballs, one without."