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Postby kentx12 » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:41 pm

> Spaghetti
>
> > A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
>several
> > years.
> >
> > One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
>that she was pregnant.
> >
> > Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
> large
> > sum
> > of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If
>she
> > stayed
> > in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
>until the > child turned 18.
> >
> > She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
> >
> > To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
>and
> write
> > "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
> payments
> > to
> > begin.
> >
> > One day,about 9 months later,he came home to his confused wife.
> > "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
> >
> > "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife
> obeyed,
> > and
> > watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
> >
> > On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
>with meatballs, one without."
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Postby ajgnydc722 » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:44 pm

kentx12 wrote:> Spaghetti
>
> > A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
>several
> > years.
> >
> > One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
>that she was pregnant.
> >
> > Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
> large
> > sum
> > of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If
>she
> > stayed
> > in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
>until the > child turned 18.
> >
> > She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
> >
> > To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
>and
> write
> > "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
> payments
> > to
> > begin.
> >
> > One day,about 9 months later,he came home to his confused wife.
> > "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
> >
> > "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife
> obeyed,
> > and
> > watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
> >
> > On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
>with meatballs, one without."


LMAO :-b ;-D :-b :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:45 pm

hehe ;-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:04 pm

Funny stuff

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Postby raiders_umpire » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:04 pm

LMAO :-D ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:14 pm

LOL :-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:46 pm

lmao good one
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:02 pm

Ahahaha. ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:52 pm

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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:57 pm

irish.......I just saw your sig. So, I am supposed to give you props when the Sox were up 2-0 in a Best-of-5 and then were moving onto a series where they were favorites?? 8-o :-°
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