Why I Am Not Happy With My Wife

[wrveres]

I missed 24 pages of probably excellent discussion last night during the Yanks/Sox game because my wife just does not understand.

First, she turns off the computer around the 8th inning and forbids me from "talking on that stupid site." Then, with two outs in the top of the ninth, she even had the nerve to come in to the living room tell me, "I'm ready for bed. You're coming to bed now, too, right?"

this is why they have "box scores" ...

If you don't get in the their and take of that, she is sure to find somebody who will ...

[ensanimal]

well see this never happens too me cuz im a pimp i just pick up the hcicks and leave

you pick up the hicks...oh, you mean chicks