A girl brings a guy home one night.
They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it.
The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"Oooopppps!
Sorry, lets try it again." she says.
So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose.
The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy!"
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
farting is some kind of a half-sport at my HS. not kidding...
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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