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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:37 am

A girl brings a guy home one night.
They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it.
The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"Oooopppps!
Sorry, lets try it again." she says.
So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose.
The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy!"
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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:39 am

I'm sure she never saw him again after that. Lol. :-b
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Postby Fireball Express » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:40 am

:-D Funny Stuff.
You mean girls fart???
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Postby so0perspam » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:46 am

LOL, :-° .
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:49 am

:-D :-D :-D

farting is natural
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:27 am

lmao that is hilarious
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:09 pm

lmao :-D :-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:30 pm

farting is some kind of a half-sport at my HS. not kidding...
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Postby slomo007 » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:31 pm

LMAO, great joke.
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:38 pm

Fireball Express wrote::-D Funny Stuff.
You mean girls fart???

My wife claims that she doesn't, and she says her stuff smells like flowers. I just assumed she wasn't lying...

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