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Postby kimchi_chigae » Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:42 pm

both funny X-I X-I X-I
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Postby so0perspam » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:01 am

Ummm I don't get the second one.... :-S
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Postby Madison » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:31 am

The version I heard had the kid throwing a bunch of them up in the air. Lol. :-b

Either way, it accomplishes the goal. ;-D
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Postby eftda » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:37 am

hehe, I did that once.... and I got away with it too (true story)
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:12 am

Both are classics. ;-D
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Postby Andy1234 » Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:42 am

That second one was in a movie (Slackers, I think)
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Postby LBJackal » Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:45 am

Yeah I've seen that in a movie. It works as long as you can escape before the prof grabs you to find out who you are :-D

My friend who cheated his way through HS devised a good plan: don't write the exam at all, just put it in your pocket. Once time is up, leave the class, and make sure to say something to the prof, so they see that you were there and think you wrote the exam. Then write the essay at home. Plant the essay in the prof's office somewhere, and then later ask him/her why you didn't get a mark. They'll remember you were there, look around the office, and hopefully think it was their fault, and give you your mark.

It didn't really work for my friend because she said he just had to write it again after she said she didn't receive an exam from him :-b
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:18 pm

Cute. ;-D
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