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Making Eggs (Joke)

Postby Andy1234 » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:39 pm

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE
are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ...
CAREFUL!

I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to
salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when
I am driving with you in the car."
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Postby raiders_umpire » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:49 pm

ha ha :-b :-b good one
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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:51 pm

haha lol
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:35 pm

lol. :-b
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:28 pm

Lol. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby so0perspam » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:48 pm

Haha. :-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:38 pm

Women are like that?? 8-o :-b
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Postby irishdude103 » Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:31 pm

lol
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Postby thetongueoffire » Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:37 pm

im gonna post this joke i found here......becuz im a rebel!


It was the final examination for an introductory English course
at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and
exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and
told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly
two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A
half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the
professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor
stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began
writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams,
and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the
late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last
student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk
preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on
the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The
student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with an air of
superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of
completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of
the room.



I think i will have to try that one day

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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:07 pm

An oldie but a goodie. :-)
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